Jack Trainer: Oren Trask? The man who said, "What if we sliced the bread before we sold it?"
Jack Trainer: You're the first woman I've seen at one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.
Tess McGill: Thank you I guess.
Katherine Parker: Dress shabbily, they notice the dress. Dress impeccably, they notice the woman - Coco Chanel!
Katherine Parker: Never burn bridges. Today's junior prick, tomorrow's senior partner!
Katherine Parker: Ugh! What a slob.
Tess McGill: You were so smooth with him.
Katherine Parker: Never burn bridges. Today's junior *prick*, tomorrow's senior partner.
Mick: Tess, will you marry me?
Tess McGill: Maybe.
Mick: Ya call that an answer?
Tess McGill: You want another answer, ask another girl.
Cyn: Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.
Cyn: [trailer] How 'bout you?
Tess McGill: I'm flat broke, I'm crazy about a man that I will probably never see again...
Cyn: Well, *besides* that!
[Tess laughs sadly]
Cynthia: Can I get ya anything? Coffee? Tea? Me?
Cynthia: Whaddya need speech class for, ya talk fine!