David: And to what do I owe this pleasure?
Sofía: The pleasure of Sofia Serrano.
David: Doc, once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search.
David: Even in my dreams I feel like an idiot who's about to wake up.
David: He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest.
David: How do you think watertight contracts are broken?
David: I can't believe you just said that. That is what I love about you. Only you would say something like that.
[Sofia looks uneasy]
David: You'll meet me in another life when we are both cats! Cats! Ha-ha! Meow!
David: I like your life.
Sofía: Well, it's mine and you can't have it!
David: Is it me?
David: I WANNA WAKE UP!
David: I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!