The Trip to Italy
Steve: First class?
Rob: No, business or upper class virgin
Steve: I promise you I haven't sabotage the sound system because of my aversion to your karaoke inclinations
Steve: [In reference to Alanis Morissette] You know I can see the appeal in a woman like this. Volatile women are always sexy when you first meet them but two years down the line you're sorta saying things like, 'can you just put the lids back on eh... on these jars please.'
Steve: You do know that I'm not a homosexual
Rob: We are not having a romantic dinner, we are having a stimulating lunch
Emma: [upon looking at Mount Vesuvius from a ferry] Do you think it's still active?
Rob: I like to think so.