The Girl Next Door

Hugo Posh: Kelly! What do we say?

Kelly: Fuck you.

Hugo Posh: [chuckles] Always with the big words.

Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?

Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.

Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?

Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.

Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?

Danielle: Ooh, boxers.

Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.

Danielle: [about Hunter and his crew] Look. They're coming to you.

Hunter: Yo, Matt.

Matthew: What's up?

Hunter: What's up. Can we talk to you for a second?

Matthew: Dude, I'm with my girl.

Hunter: Oh, sorry man. Should we come back?

Danielle: No, I'll leave you guys alone.

[gets up to leave, and passionately kisses Matt]

Matthew: [turns to watch Danielle leave, folds his arms behind his head, then nonchalantly] What's up?

Danielle: Thank you.

Matthew: For what?

Danielle: I never went to prom.

Klitz: Dude, am I ugly?

Mr. Peterson: [while both recieving lap dances] So, what was the scholarship for?

Matthew: Moral fiber.

Matthew: Do you have the fever?

Klitz: No. Why? Do you?

Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.

[turns to Eli]

Matthew: 'Bout you?

Eli: I just gotta fuck something.