The Girl Next Door
Hugo Posh: Kelly! What do we say?
Kelly: Fuck you.
Hugo Posh: [chuckles] Always with the big words.
Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.
Mrs. Kidman: Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Eli: Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?
Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.
Danielle: [about Hunter and his crew] Look. They're coming to you.
Hunter: Yo, Matt.
Matthew: What's up?
Hunter: What's up. Can we talk to you for a second?
Matthew: Dude, I'm with my girl.
Hunter: Oh, sorry man. Should we come back?
Danielle: No, I'll leave you guys alone.
[gets up to leave, and passionately kisses Matt]
Matthew: [turns to watch Danielle leave, folds his arms behind his head, then nonchalantly] What's up?
Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.
Klitz: Dude, am I ugly?
Mr. Peterson: [while both recieving lap dances] So, what was the scholarship for?
Matthew: Moral fiber.
Matthew: Do you have the fever?
Klitz: No. Why? Do you?
Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.
[turns to Eli]
Matthew: 'Bout you?
Eli: I just gotta fuck something.