The Addams Family
Gomez: I'm quite proud of Mrs. Addams' hothouse. She's raised these plants from tiny weeds.
Gomez: Now, if you'll observe, my dear, croquet is a combination of TWO things: balance, timing, peripheral vision, superb coordination, and a killer's instinct!
Gomez: Somebody... down there... likes me!
Gomez: [into a telephone] What's the good word?
Gomez: Surely you can think of a better word than that...
Gomez: [while speaking to a political candidate] I love a man with integrity - I wish I knew one.
Gomez: The L stands for Lucifer.
Morticia: Very appropriate for a politician.
Grandmama Addams: Fester, You're not cheating!
Uncle Fester: Sorry.
Grandmama Addams: [Brandishing a battleaxe] I haven't used this baby since the taxman was here!
Lurch: [on why he won't go to the Butlers' Ball] I'm a wallflower.
Morticia: Look at Mr. Addams. He's always developing outside interests.
Gomez: Right now I have the most enviable collection of coroner's reports in the neighborhood.