The Addams Family

Gomez: I'm quite proud of Mrs. Addams' hothouse. She's raised these plants from tiny weeds.

Gomez: Now, if you'll observe, my dear, croquet is a combination of TWO things: balance, timing, peripheral vision, superb coordination, and a killer's instinct!

Gomez: Somebody... down there... likes me!

Gomez: [into a telephone] What's the good word?

[inaudible response]

Gomez: Surely you can think of a better word than that...

Gomez: [while speaking to a political candidate] I love a man with integrity - I wish I knew one.

Gomez: The L stands for Lucifer.

Morticia: Very appropriate for a politician.

Grandmama Addams: Fester, You're not cheating!

Uncle Fester: Sorry.

Grandmama Addams: [Brandishing a battleaxe] I haven't used this baby since the taxman was here!

Lurch: [on why he won't go to the Butlers' Ball] I'm a wallflower.

Morticia: Look at Mr. Addams. He's always developing outside interests.

Gomez: Right now I have the most enviable collection of coroner's reports in the neighborhood.