Rush Hour 2

Lee: All he wanted was some Mushu.

Lee: Carter, you don't understand.

James Carter: Oh I understand, man. I got knocked off a building, I got beat on, I got stripped butt-naked and you held out on me. I'm outta here.

Lee: I always dreamed of going to Madison Square Gardens, see the Knicks play.

James Carter: New York City?

Lee: First class.

James Carter: The Plaza hotel.

Lee: Maybe some mu shu.

James Carter: I could use another vacation.

Lee: If you reach for that gun, I'll kill you.

Ricky Tan: Aren't you forgetting? I'm already dead.

Lee: I'll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in.

James Carter: Blend in? I'm two feet taller than everyone in here.

Lee: I'm not third world ugly, women like me! They think I'm cute, like... Snoopy.

James Carter: Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you.

Lee: I'm sorry.

James Carter: You sorry? I got somebodies old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all you gotta say to me is you sorry?

Lee: I will bitch-slap you back to Africa.

Lee: Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.

James Carter: I am a tourist, fool!

Lee: Let me tell you something about Asians, we never panic.

James Carter: Oh yeah, when Godzilla be coming, y'all be trippin': "Giaca! Giaca!"