Revenge of the Nerds

Mr. Skolnick: [to Lewis and Gilbert] Ah, you college men are all alike: all you think about is getting laid! I almost wish I was enrolling in school with you guys!

Gibert: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.

Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.

Gibert: Just join us cause uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

Coach Harris: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - "Someday, my son will grow to be a man." Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.

[removes and throws his cap against the wall]

Coach Harris: *Nerds*! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my *coach*!

Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place?

Gibert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm.

[Brick is hurled through the window]

Booger: What was that?

Gibert: It says: "Nerds get out!"

Takashi: What is a nerd?

Gibert: *We* are.

Lewis: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival] Hi, Betty.

Betty Childs: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd.

Lewis: You have to. I paid my money.

Betty Childs: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty] It's time for my break.

Stan Gable: [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead] Kiss this, nerd.

Betty Childs: I want to do it, Stan. All this kissing has made me horny.

Stan Gable: God, Betty, you're like a goat.

Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert?

Lamar: I do!

Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.

Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?

Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!

Judy: Maybe we should eat?

Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?

Booger: Hey guys...

[opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]

Booger: ... wonder joints.

Poindexter: Wait - would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline?

Omega Mu: Poindexter, do you wanna fuck, or not?

Poindexter: Okay.

[she jumps all over him]

Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd?

Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

Stan Gable: Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life.

Betty Childs: Pretty soon, they'll be able to take over the Greek Council.

Stan Gable: Yeah. And we'll be up to our armpits in nerd shit.