Teddy: But when you killed him I, I was so convinced that you'd remember. But it didn't stick... like nothin' ever sticks, like this won't stick.
Teddy: Finished playing with yourself there, Lenny?
Teddy: Hey! Hey, that's not your car!
Leonard Shelby: [takes a picture of the Jaguar] It is now.
Teddy: Jesus Chri- you can't take it!
Leonard Shelby: Why not?
Teddy: Because the guy you killed owns it; somebody will recognize it!
Leonard Shelby: Well, I rather be mistaken for a dead guy than a killer.
Teddy: It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.
Teddy: Nice shot, Liebowitz.
Teddy: Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.
Teddy: So you lie to yourself to be happy. There's nothing wrong with that. We all do it.
Teddy: [checking Leonard's pulse] You're living.
Leonard Shelby: Only for revenge.
Teddy: Was he scared?
Leonard Shelby: Yeah, I think it was your sinister moustache.
Teddy: Fuck you.
Teddy: We found him, you killed him!... But you didn't remember.