Jordan: I fancy celebrities are rather like the Olympians of old.
Jordan: It's a nice day if you like that sort of thing.
Jordan: Please bear with me. I'm making all this up. I'm a model of efficiency.
Jordan: See you're not allowed to do more than one thing which is why a polymath such as myself prefers to do nothing.
Dr. Raju: My wife was a very shrewish woman. I told her finally, I love you, but I want to enjoy my life. She was more outraged by that than anything I'd ever said to her.
Mitchel: Were you an actor?
Jordan: Am. I'm resting.
Mitchel: Work's what you do when you'd rather be doing something else, right?
Charlotte: Do you know what a woman's for in film?
Mitchel: Go on, then.
Charlotte: What this job is that I'm supposed to want?
Mitchel: I'm listening.
Charlotte: A woman is there to get the hero to talk about himself. About his hopes, about his fears, maybe even about his fascinating, fucking childhood.
Charlotte: Do you like violence?
Mitchel: I will hurt someone before they hurt me.
Charlotte: It's the Cape Canaveral of shitty marriages.