Guardians of the Galaxy

Nova Prime Rael: Are you telling me that the fate of thirty million inhabitants is in the hands of these criminals?

Nova Prime Rael: The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands.

Peter Quill: Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?

Rhomann Dey: He said that he may be an... "a-hole". But he's not, and I quote, "100% a dick".

Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe him?

Rhomann Dey: Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick...

Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe he's here to help?

Rhomann Dey: ...Yeah, I do.

Rhomann Dey: Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord.

Nova Corps Officer: Who calls him that?

Rhomann Dey: Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...

[Quill winds up his finger and flips the bird at the screen which reads: OBSCENE GESTURE ALERT]

Peter Quill: Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...

Rhomann Dey: [from trailer] Drax: AKA the Destroyer. Since his wife and family were killed, he's been on a rampage across the galaxy in a search for vengeance.

Rhomann Dey: [from trailer] Gamora: soldier, assassin, wanted on over a dozen counts of murder.

Rhomann Dey: [from trailer] Rocket: wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from custody.

[Rocket snarls and spits at the screen]

Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Denarian Saal: What a bunch of a-holes.

Thanos: I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.

The Collector: These carriers can use the stone to mow down entire civilisations like wheat in a field.

Peter Quill: There's a little pee coming out of me right now.