Guardians of the Galaxy
Nova Prime Rael: Are you telling me that the fate of thirty million inhabitants is in the hands of these criminals?
Nova Prime Rael: The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands.
Peter Quill: Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?
Rhomann Dey: He said that he may be an... "a-hole". But he's not, and I quote, "100% a dick".
Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe him?
Rhomann Dey: Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick...
Nova Prime Rael: Do you believe he's here to help?
Rhomann Dey: ...Yeah, I do.
Rhomann Dey: Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord.
Nova Corps Officer: Who calls him that?
Rhomann Dey: Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...
[Quill winds up his finger and flips the bird at the screen which reads: OBSCENE GESTURE ALERT]
Peter Quill: Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...
Rhomann Dey: [from trailer] Drax: AKA the Destroyer. Since his wife and family were killed, he's been on a rampage across the galaxy in a search for vengeance.
Rhomann Dey: [from trailer] Gamora: soldier, assassin, wanted on over a dozen counts of murder.
Rhomann Dey: [from trailer] Rocket: wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from custody.
[Rocket snarls and spits at the screen]
Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Denarian Saal: What a bunch of a-holes.
Thanos: I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.
The Collector: These carriers can use the stone to mow down entire civilisations like wheat in a field.
Peter Quill: There's a little pee coming out of me right now.