Get a Job

Tanya: Tell Will he gets the job as soon as passes a drug test.

Charlie: Drug test? Is that a multiple choice?

Will Davis: Charlie got a job today.

Jillian Stewart: McDonald's or Taco Bell?

Charlie: Middle school chemistry teacher.

Jillian Stewart: I weep for our future.

Will Davis: I just need something to keep the lights on until I find my dream job.

Charlie: I don't think you can monetize masturbation.

[Roger is whistling and pacing]

Braddock: You can't wait here, sir. Why don't you find a Starbucks.

Roger Davis: Why don't *you* find a Suck-My-Cock-bucks!