Get a Job
Tanya: Tell Will he gets the job as soon as passes a drug test.
Charlie: Drug test? Is that a multiple choice?
Will Davis: Charlie got a job today.
Jillian Stewart: McDonald's or Taco Bell?
Charlie: Middle school chemistry teacher.
Jillian Stewart: I weep for our future.
Will Davis: I just need something to keep the lights on until I find my dream job.
Charlie: I don't think you can monetize masturbation.
[Roger is whistling and pacing]
Braddock: You can't wait here, sir. Why don't you find a Starbucks.
Roger Davis: Why don't *you* find a Suck-My-Cock-bucks!