Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Starring Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jeffrey Jones
Genre: Comedy
Released In 1986

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Ferris: Cameron, what have you seen today?

Cameron: Nothing good.

Ferris: Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!

Ferris: Dad, all this talking has made me kinda light headed, I think I oughta lie down.

Tom Bueller: Take a bath. Then wrap a hot towel around your head.

Ferris: Wrap a hot towel around my head?

Tom Bueller: And then make yourself some soup, get a nap.

Ferris: Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours.

Cameron: Oh, thanks.

Ferris: Do you speak English?

Garage Attendant: What country do you think this is?

Ferris: Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.

Cameron: We're pinched, for sure.

Ferris: Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.

Ferris: Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?

Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English?

Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?

Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

[sings into shower head a verse from Wayne Newton's "Danke Schoen"]

Ferris: I recall Central Park in Fall, how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess...

Ferris: If anyone needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. Can't be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him.