Burn After Reading

Chad Feldheimer: And

[takes a piece of paper out of his pocket]

Chad Feldheimer: I got his number! I got his number!

Chad Feldheimer: Appearances can be... deceptive.

Chad Feldheimer: Manolo, you DIDN'T find this.

Manolo: I found it on the floor there.

Chad Feldheimer: Yeah, I know. But...

Manolo: Right there on the floor there. Just lying there.

Chad Feldheimer: Osbourne Cox?

Osbourne Cox: Yes, this is Osbourne Cox, who the FUCK are YOU?

Chad Feldheimer: [on the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.

Chad Feldheimer: That's just a kryptonite lock. You can open those fuckers with a bic pen.

Chad Feldheimer: This is some heavy shit.

Linda Litzke: Is that my date list?

Chad Feldheimer: No, fuck.

Linda Litzke: You know, I'm trying to reinvent myself, and these procedures, which are so incredibly not cheap... What is that?

Chad Feldheimer: I can't believe this. This is like intelligence shit.

Ted Treffon: I'm not comfortable with this.

Chad Feldheimer: This is like... I can't believe this shit I'm seeing.

Ted Treffon: Manolo found it.

Manolo: On the floor there.

Chad Feldheimer: Yeah. Manolo found like this CD just lying in a locker, a locker floor, ladies' locker. I'm like, "What, someone's music or what?" And I come in here, and it's these files, man.

Ted Treffon: I'm not comfortable with this.

Chad Feldheimer: Talking about SIGINT and signals and shit and... "Signals" means "code", you know.

Manolo: It was just lying there.

Chad Feldheimer: Talking here about department heads and their names and shit. And then there's these other files that are just, like, numbers. Arrayed. Numbers and dates and numbers and numbers and dates.And numbers and... I think that's the shit, man... The raw intelligence.

Ted Treffon: I'm not touching this. I want this out of here.

Chad Feldheimer: Just throw it out?

Linda Litzke: No. You can't do that. You should put up a note in the ladies' locker room.

Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found?" "Signals intelligence shit? CIA shit?" "Hello! Did anybody lose their secret CIA shit?" I don't think so.

Ted Treffon: I don't know, you figure it out, but I'm not comfortable with this, and I want this out of Hardbodies. We're running a gym here. God.

Chad Feldheimer: Manolo, you didn't find this.

Manolo: I found it on the floor there.

Chad Feldheimer: Yeah, I know, but...

Manolo: Right there on the floor there. Just lying there.

Chad Feldheimer: Uh, O-Osbourne Cox?

Osbourne Cox: Yes! Yes, it's - Hello! It's Osbourne Cox! Who the fuck are you? What documents are you talking about?

Harry Pfarrer: Go around the corner, we'll do it in the back.

Katie Cox: You're so coarse.

Harry Pfarrer: Back of the car... not the... rear-entry situation...

Harry Pfarrer: Maybe I can get a run in.