Beverly Hills Cop III

Axel: Billy, you got a fifty dollar bill?

Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: When do I get it back?

Axel: Man, gimme fifty dollars!

Axel: Boss, I cancelled the SWAT team.

Todd: You what? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT.

Axel: Get the fuck outta here.

Serge: No I cannot.

Axel: Hey.

Mrs. Todd: I understand that you were with him at the end.

Axel: Yeah, his last words were about you.

Mrs. Todd: That does not sound like my Douglas, Axel. Try again.

Axel: Actually his last words were 'Axel are you on a coffee break, go and get that son of a bitch.' Those were his last words.

Mrs. Todd: That sounds like my Douglas.

Axel: Yeah, sounds like a good idea, too.

Axel: [Axel is dressed up as Oki-Doki the elephant]

Little Kid: Oki-Doki.

[runs over and hugs him]

Axel: Hey, nice little kid. How you doin'? Nice little boy. Good to see you.

Little Kid: I love you Oki-Doki.

Big Kid: Hey, Oki. Do the Oki Shuffle.

Axel: [starts to jump around] Oki-Doki, Oki-Doki, Doki Doki Oki.

Big Kid: THAT'S NOT RIGHT. IT'S LIKE THIS.

[does the Oki Shuffle]

Axel: Hey listen, kid, I'm Oki-Doki and I changed the steps. You got a problem with that?

Big Kid: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO ME NO MATTER WHAT I DO.

[punches him in the stomach]

Axel: Oh, you little motherfucker. I'll kick your ass.

Axel: What'd they promote you to captain, or something?

Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: I'm DDO-JSIOC.

Axel: The jay gee jojo see? What is that?

Axel: You got a fifty dollar bill?

Jon Flint: I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.

Jon Flint: Look, isn't it just possible that you're mistaken, Foley? That Ellis Dewald just resembles Todd's killer?

Axel: I made the guy in Detroit. It was Dewald.

Jon Flint: I mean, Dewald is the head of the largest private police department in Southern California. I mean, he works with us! With the L.A.P.D. Hell, with the governor's office! Everybody loves him.

Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: He's even getting an award tonight from the National Association of Security Agencies.

Jon Flint: Axel, it's understandable that you're distraught and-and looking for justice, and not to mention revenge. But, isn't it just possible that you - that you want it so much, that you saw your killer in a man who bore a slight resemblance?

Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Hell, we run into this all the time in police work, Axel.

Axel: Where's Dewald getting that award tonight?

Jon Flint: Axel, don't.

Axel: Hey Flint, your friend Dewald is foul, okay? I know he's foul and I'm goin' down to this award show tonight and I'm gonna put some pressure on him and maybe I'll panic him into doing something stupid.

Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Axel, if you go to that dinner tonight... I'm going with you.

Axel: Then pick me up at the Sunset Motel.

Jon Flint: [after everything is all over] Any chance you can explain any of this to me? Like why the fuck am I shot?

Jon Flint: [on the phone with Axel who is in jail with Billy] You and Billy disturbing the peace?

[sarcastically]

Jon Flint: NO.

[laughs]

Axel: Do me a favor, just make your fuckin' phone call and get us outta here, alright.

Jon Flint: Sure, sure, sure I will. Let's see, now who do I know down there? Let's see...

Axel: Hey, don't fuck with me right now.

Jon Flint: Alright, keep your shirt on. I'll get you guys out. Oh, incidentally I think we found that truck you were looking for.

Axel: Where?

Jon Flint: By the Santa Monica Pier at the beach. I'm headed out there now and I'll pick you guys up on the way. Oh and Axel, in the meantime, don't take any showers.

[laughs]