Back to the Future

Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

Marty McFly: Do you know where Riverside Drive is?

Sam Baines: It's on the other end of town. A block past Maple. East end of town.

Marty McFly: A block past Maple? That's, uh, that's John F. Kennedy Drive.

Sam Baines: Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?

Marty McFly: He laid out Biff in one punch. I didn't know he had it in him. He's never stood up to Biff in his life!

Dr. Emmett Brown: [looks at the picture, realizing the implications of Marty's statement] Ever?

Marty McFly: Let's go over the plan again, so eight-thirty where are you going to be?

George McFly: I'm gonna be at the dance.

Marty McFly: And where am I gonna be?

George McFly: You're going to be in the car with her...

Marty McFly: Right, so right around nine o'clock she's going to get very angry with me.

George McFly: Why would she get angry with you?

Marty McFly: [reluctantly] Because, George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of them.

George McFly: [Realizing] Ho! Hooo! You-you mean you're going to go touch her on her -

[gestures at a bra in his hand]

Marty McFly: No, no, no listen, George it's just an act! Okay? So around nine o'clock you're walking through the parking lot, you see us... struggling in the car. You walk up, you open the door and you say


Marty McFly: ... your line, George!

George McFly: Oh! "Hey you! Get your damn hands off her!"

Marty McFly: Look, Marvin, you gotta play. See, that's where they kiss for the first time on the dance floor. And if there's no music, they can't dance. If they can't dance, they can't kiss. If they can't kiss they can't fall in love, and I'm history.

Marty McFly: My name is Lord Vader. I am an Extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan.

Marty McFly: Okay. Time circuit's on. Flux capacitor, fluxing. Engine running. All right.

[the engine stops suddenly]

Marty McFly: Since when can weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future?

Marty McFly: [acting cool] Do you mind if we... park... for a while?

Lorraine Baines: That's a great idea. I'd love to park.

Marty McFly: Huh?

Lorraine Baines: Marty, I'm almost 18 years old. It's not like I've never parked before.

Marty McFly: What?

Lorraine Baines: Marty, you seem so nervous. Is something wrong?

Marty McFly: [trying to maintain composure] No. No.

[Lorraine takes a sip from a liquor bottle]

Marty McFly: [grabbing the bottle from Lorraine] Lorraine! Lorraine, what are you doing?

Lorraine Baines: [starting to laugh] I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet.

Marty McFly: Yeah, well, you shouldn't drink.

Lorraine Baines: Why not?

Marty McFly: Because you... You might regret it later in life.

Lorraine Baines: Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.

[Marty takes a sip from Lorraine's bottle then spit-takes as he notices Lorraine lighting a cigarette]

Marty McFly: [nauseatingly] Jeez! You smoke, too?

Lorraine Baines: Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother.

Marty McFly: [being chased by terrorists] Let's see if you bastards can do 90.