Baby Mama

Angie Ostrowiski: You people and your space age cars.

Angie Ostrowiski: Your stupid space car locked me in!

Angie Ostrowiski: You went out with him?

Kate Holbrook: I did.

Angie Ostrowiski: Why?

Kate Holbrook: Oh, he's beautiful.

Angie Ostrowiski: Where?

Judge: [to Angie while she's yelling and standing to prove a point] Excuse me Miss, but would you *please* sit down!

Angie Ostrowiski: No! Freedom of speech, it's in the thing!

Carl: I want you back. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks.

Angie Ostrowiski: I've been gone for a month.

Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought... My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this?...

Angie Ostrowiski:

  • Out of the question...


  • that's gonna cost extr - out of the question, right. Out of the question.

Carl: [angrily breaking up with Angie] I'm going to bang all your friends. Consider them banged!

Boo-Boo Buster: Well, you sure are getting an early jump on your baby-proofing! Don't worry about a thing; it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.

Fertility Specialist: Well... I just don't like your uterus.

Fertility Specialist: Don't get me wrong, your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus. That combined with your advanced maternal age, it's preventing proper implantation.

Kate Holbrook: Why do I have this T-shaped uterus?

Fertility Specialist: Well, probably has something to do with medication that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you. We used lot of drugs back in the '70s which we now know can cause infertility.

Kate Holbrook: Infertility?

Fertility Specialist: Yeah. I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low.

Kate Holbrook: How low?

Fertility Specialist: Well, I don't want to assign a number to it.

Kate Holbrook: What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a locker?

Fertility Specialist: Okay. One in, in a million. I just don't like...

Kate Holbrook: Don't say that again.