Olivia Mazursky: My son was murdered over $1200.
Olivia Mazursky: They said there's a reason for everything. Well if God's got a purpose for me, he better get the fuck down and show me, cause I don't see it!
Sonny Truelove: A drug dealer? No. Did he sell a little weed? Yeah.
Sonny Truelove: You've fucked up your life so bad! And the only way you're gonna UNFUCK it, is that you come clean now, Johnny, YOU COME CLEAN NOW!
Susan Hartunian: Am I the only fucking person who thinks this is fucking wrong?
Susan Hartunian: This kid has been kidnapped!
Sabrina Pope: Dude, that's so fucking cool.
Susan Hartunian: Dude, this shirt is fucking cool, Bob Marley is cool, you guys think that kidnapping is cool?
Susan Hartunian: You better get yourself a good lawyer!
Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck you!
Cosmo Gadabeeti: Let the spooks do the hard time Johnny... call it off.
Cosmo Gadabeeti: [grabs onto Johnny Truelove] Hey, look at this kid. How handsome he is. Look at this! You must be knocking them dead. You knocking them dead?
Johnny Truelove: No. Let go of me.
Cosmo Gadabeeti: So what are you doing tonight? You chasing tail?
Jake Mazursky: I'm not one of your little friends, you fucking midget.